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Una Señorita va a la iglesia a confesarse: -"Perdoneme padre porque he pecado", dice la tipa. -"Bueno hija, cuentame tus pecados", le responde el cura. -"El otro dia estaba caminando por la calle cuando me encontre con un viejo amigo. Fuimos a tomar un cafe, empezamos a charlar, fuimos a su departamento e hicimos el amor. Y como yo soy tan FRUGIL..." -"Fragil, hija, se dice fragil", interpone el padre. -"Bueno, al dia siguiente estaba sentada en la plaza cuando de repente se aparece otro amigo. Empezamos a charlar y despues terminamos en mi departamento e hicimos el amor. Y como yo soy tan FRUGIL..." -"Fragil, hija, fragil," dice otra vez el cura. -"Y ayer estaba con mis amigas cuando se aparecio mi novio. Empezamos a conversar, y despues fuimos a su departamento y como yo soy tan, ay cual es esa palabra, padre?" -"Puta, hija, puta."

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